What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 03.07.2025 00:45

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

share office space ...

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

So, the docs changed it to read

Texas woman dies from brain-eating amoeba after using tap water for nasal rinse - Scripps News

No way

Next, they tried...

Still no good

Bruce Willis Enjoys 'Sunday Funday' With Family Amid Dementia Battle - Realtor.com

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Another attempt resulted in ...

Freaks and Cheeks

Simone Biles ‘incinerated her legacy’ with trans athlete posts: Riley Gaines - New York Post

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

So they tried

Who is the dumbest law enforcement officer you have ever encountered?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Minds and Behinds

They put up a sign reading

What does it mean when we dream about demons, ghosts, monsters, etc.?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Everyone loved it.

What is better, 4 more years of Trump with the media trying to hurt him, or 8 years of DeSantis with the media licking booty, or 4 to 8 years of RFK with the media hating on him all the time? (Biden is not an option, he can't win)

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

No go.

Then came..

What do flat earthers think about Antarctica?

Catatonics & High Colonics

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

How long does it typically take for whey protein to have an effect on bodybuilding, weight loss, or weight gain?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Still no good.

Breakthrough eye drops reverse vision loss from age-related macular degeneration - The Brighter Side of News

No, not a chance

Thumbs down again.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

What to grow with dahlias – 5 suggestions for a beautiful and thriving display, including fragrant herbs and pollinator-friendly flowers - Homes and Gardens

Just Forget it!

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Hysterias & Posteriors

What qualities do single women typically look for in a man? Is it a common preference for women to want a man who earns more than they do?

Nuts and Butts

Loons and Moons

Unacceptable again!